
Had to puke
but couldn’t make it to expensive rug
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Had to puke
but couldn’t make it to expensive rug
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I forgot to attack my owner
when he rubbed my stomach
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I want to pee on my human’s shoes,
but the new ones aren’t out on the floor.
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Wanted to drink
but faucet wasn’t running
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Wanted to eat noms
Can only choose from caviar or filet mignon

I WANT TO PEE ON THE FLOOR
BUT WE DONT HAVE A DOG
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My master threw away the mouse I gave him as a present.